Built a snowman? Millions of times
Heard Santa’s sleigh? Every year
Seen Santa & Rudolph in the sky? Yes. We used to have a neighbor who put a giant sleigh and reindeer up on stakes about 15 feet above his roofline. It was awesome!
Sat on Santa’s lap? Yes, many neat Santas, and one creepy Santa when I was a teenager
Shoveled the driveway/sidewalk? For eleven years when we lived in Utah
Made snow angels? Many, many choirs of angels
Built a fort/igloo? Every winter
Wrote a Christmas list? Mm-hmmm, complete with UPC codes one year!
Wrote a letter to Santa? With pictures so there would be no misunderstandings
Left cookies/milk for Santa & reindeer? We leave cookies and milk for Santa and carrots for the reindeer on these special plates.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes. Mmmmm…crunchy!
Went caroling? Once, I hated it.
Got hurt during the winter season? I grew up on skis and had no sense of fear, what do you think?
Gone ice skating/sledding? Yes and Yes, we used to make a great track on the hill in our backyard.
Kissed under a mistletoe? Yes
Experienced/saw a miracle happen? If you believe, they will happen. Yes.
Get everything you wanted for Christmas? Yes, even the year that NOBODY could get a Cabbage Patch Kid, I got Fanya Adella (I still have her.)
Cooked/baked? Like a mad woman!
Tree is under/above 4′? Over – ours is 7 feet

Open presents Christmas Eve/Day? Both – we do presents at Mamacita’s on Christmas Eve and have Christmas morning at our house
House/entire yard is decorated? Yes and no. Behold the Santa shelves!



Amount of presents under the tree? By the time all is said and done for all relatives we see? About forty.
Snowman is a male/female? It’s unclear, ours always have sort of a “Ken” doll appearance.
Go for Santa/Jesus? It’s Jesus’ birthday, Santa is just a nice extra.
Homemade/delivered/takeout Christmas dinner? Always homemade.
Bedtime is before/after midnight? Hopefully before midnight, LW will be up early.
Wake-up is before/after 7am? LW is up early, so probably around 6:30.
Go/don’t go to church on Christmas? We will be attending Christmas Eve churchitude.
Pray & sing Happy Birthday/do nothing before bed? LW and I say prayers every night at bedtime.
Do shopping before/after Thanksgiving? A tiny bit before, most of it in one fell swoop after Thanksgiving
Low-key/over the top decorations (inside and out)? Tons and tons! Our house is full of the Holiday spirit – but not in a tacky way!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!


We always did cookies and milk for santa, even when I was little. With our own kids, we also left magic oats on the front stoop for the reindeer. They were always so thrilled to find them gone in the morning.
Built a snowman? Yes. Ala Calvin and Hobbes. Scary, scary stuff …
Heard Santa’s sleigh? Yes. It requires gas. Go figger …
Seen Santa & Rudolph in the sky? Yep. Especially the last few years on the internet, checking out that “Santa Watch” thingymabob …
Sat on Santa’s lap? Heck yeah. Still do.
Shoveled the driveway/sidewalk? 8000’ feet up in Park City, Utah for years. And Rupe misses it.
Made snow angels? Yes. Often naked.
Built a fort/igloo? As a kid
Wrote a Christmas list? Almost every year
Wrote a letter to Santa? Yes.
Left cookies/milk for Santa & reindeer? Milk and cookies for Santa, carrots and celery for the reindeer. Still do.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yup. And to this day, despite what the detractors say, Rupe has nary an acid burn in his tongue.
Went caroling? CertainLarry.
Got hurt during the winter season? Thinking about it, yes. I dismember as a kid sledding down a Godzilla monster hill. Halfway down, doin’ 150 miles an hour, Rupe hit a dip. The sled stayed … Rupe kept a’goin’. I went for years (seemed like it) on my face down the hill. Came to a stop. Stayed still. Got the courage to life my face up outta the snow. Blood everywhere. Rupe’d scraped his face off. Literally.
Gone ice skating/sledding? What … you weren’t reading above?!? And yes, skating too.
Kissed under a mistletoe? Every chance I get.
Experienced/saw a miracle happen? On Christmas? Can’t say I have.
Get everything you wanted for Christmas? Usually.
Cooked/baked? ‘Til our fingers bleed.
Tree is fake/real? Real.
Tree is under/above 4′? Over.
Open presents Christmas Eve/Day? One or the other on this question? Sorry. Can’t be done. We’re allowed to open one on Christmas eve, the rest Christmas day. So there.
House/entire yard is decorated? CertainLarry.
Amount of presents under the tree? What? There’s a tree back there … ?!?!?
Snowman is a male/female? Nippy.
Go for Santa/Jesus? Jesus. S’what the season’s all about, y’know.
Homemade/delivered/takeout Christmas dinner? What? There’s such a thing as sumpin’ other than homemade on Christmas?!? Blasphemy!
Bedtime is before/after midnight? After. Always. I’m a parent … or didja forget?
Wake-up is before/after 7am? Before. See above.
Go/don’t go to church on Christmas? Absolutely.
Pray & sing Happy Birthday/do nothing before bed? Pray.
Do shopping before/after Thanksgiving? Both. Mostly Black Friday. Every. Single. Year.
Low-key/over the top decorations (inside and out)? Over the top is the goal.
……………………… GayApparelRupe
Beautiful home (from what we can see, so it must be everywhere else too!) and great Christmassy meme!!
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I love knowing that we both share the same kind of feelings about Christmas! Thanks for the shout out! Merry Christmas to you and your family, I hope you get everything you asked for complete with upc codes!
I remember when I used to do memes. Sigh.