Because of this photo……
I want to be a Bond girl. Every bond girl needs an appropriately sexy name just spilling over with innuendo. My name based on the key below is Sugar Lustytush. I may have my drivers license changed to match.
Step 1 — Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Pinky
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
(Apologies to those of my readers whose names are listed above. I didn’t make this up.)
Step 2 — Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixie
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitzy
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
Step 3 — Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g= side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = storm
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice
Got it? Now, leave a comment with your new name! (If you’re a guy, you can pretend it’s your Bond villain name! DigitalRob is Fantasia Lustytush!)
Many thanks to Jen for providing the key….which I stole in two nanoseconds!



Starr Velvet Tower <–that’s my name!
Now do I get Daniel Craig as my prize!?!?!
Has stolen, and will reveal her name on Plurk in just a second!!!
hahaha… despite not being a girl… I took the plunge… Sugar LeatherTower, at your disposal!!
Must.stop.drooling.
*right-click-save as hot.jpg*
Diamond LeatherShock….tada…
BWAHAHAHAHHA! I’m Heidi SweetThong! I love it;)
Kitty Nightthong. Not bad!
Cinnamon Night-Juice just sounds wrong. But then again, I’m a dude and what do I know….
Because of that picture, I want to be some swim trunks.
Raquelle SunnyHooters?
Heidi Leatherthong. That makes too much sense to be real…
Well, of course you are!
Heidi Spankshock is my name. Giggles.
I gotta see that guy as Bond one of these days. A friend of mine told me he’s the second best (after Sean Connery) Bond.
I’m Bambi Lustysizzle. Hahahahaha!!!
Raquelle Velvetthong at your service!
OMG, this is even more funny because we call my oldest Raquelle all the time!!
chesty leatherwhip…rowr
Hmmmm…. Dallas SilverThighs….. Could be good, or bad! That was fun!
Fantasia Lustywhip!!!! Bowchicabowwow!!!!!
Sugar Leatherbomb. Hmmm
Why does that sound like something you leave in the toity?
chestyglittertush