Muh Muh Muh Meme Monday!

It’s Monday again and this time I have swiped a doozy from my friend Citizen Jane! 

Save your applause for the end, though…

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water? 
I start the water, get my toothbrush ready and hop in. Yep, I brush my teeth in the shower.

2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? 
Nope, I trust what the hair goddess tells me.

3. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial? 
Not exactly like those people. It’s more of an….oh never mind!

4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? 
You betcha, all the time!

5. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? 
Holy…what? What kind of question is this? Guh-ross and no.

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? 
Yes, all the time.

7. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? 
Many a time.

8. How old do you look? 
Was carded at the grocery store the last time I bought alcohol. My five year old thinks I’m 54 though.

9. How old do you act? 
Depends on the situation. I am quite capable of acting like a grown up when the mood strikes.

10. What’s the last song you sang? 
Milkshake by Kelis thanks to a very unfortunate video Crystal posted.  My eyes still hurt. 

11. Have you recently become a member of anything? 
NaNo, NaBloPoMo, Facebook, Ravelry….wow, the internet IS my friend.

12. What are your plans for the weekend? 
This weekend Thanksgiving will be over, my last class will be over and I will be tired. I plan to read, knit and sleep!

13. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? 
Closed most of the time.

14. What’s the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice? 

Sexiest? Uh…I don’t find her sexy at all. For an exceptionally intelligent woman, she irritates the shit out of me.

15. Does anything on your body itch right now? 

My right eye now that you mention it.

16. Who’s the sexiest famous woman alive? 
Sophia Loren. Hands down, no explanation required.

17. Who’s the sexiest famous man alive? 
I do not have enough room on this blog for my list so let me flip a coin real quick-like….Kevin McKidd. 

18. Does every family have a crazy uncle? 
Nope, but I do have a cray aunt.

19. Have you ever smuggled something through customs?
No

20. Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive? 
I prefer the bass, but in a word – yes.

21. Do you live in a city with a good sports team? 
No, we prefer to place wagers on everyone else’s teams.

22. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
Doesn’t everyone?

23. Have you ever had sex in a tent? 
Yesiree Bob!

24. What about in a boat? 
I don’t think so…

25. Have you ever dated a Goth? 
Many, many in my time.

26. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex? 
Amazing sex. It’s so much better than just receiving!

27. Can you fix your own car? 
In most cases, yes.  My stepfather taught me well.