It’s Just Another Manic Monday Meme

Are you singing the Bangles yet? I am. It’s time for another Monday meme, this tim courtesy of my friend Citizen Janey. 

1. Are your parents married or divorced?
They would have stayed married, my father died when I was 13.

2. Are you a vegetarian?
Hells to the no!

3. Do you believe in Heaven?
Absolutely and wholeheartedly.

4. Have you ever come close to dying?
Yes.

5. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
My wedding ring.

6. Favorite time of day?
Anytime after 8:00 p.m. when LW is in bed and the world is quiet….

7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes, I love broccoli!

8. Do you wear makeup?
Most days, though I don’t wear much. A little primer, foundation and mascara go a long way.

9. Ever have plastic surgery?
Not yet, but I’d give my guinea pigs away for a “mommy job!”

10. Do you color your hair?
Um….every 6-8 weeks since I was 19.

11. What do you wear to bed?
Big ass t-shirt and Muppets panties!

12. Have you ever done anything illegal?
I plead the fifth.

13. Can you roll your tongue?
No, much to my chagrin.

14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
When I can’t get to the eyebrow Goddess in a timely fashion.

15. What kind of sneakers?
I only wear sneakers for working out….

16. Do you believe in abortions?
Yes. I believe absolutely in every woman’s right to choose what is best for her and her body.

17. What is your hair color?
Almost black with some Crayola red streaks here and there.

18. Future child’s name?
No more kiddos shall spring forth from my loins. I’m happy with the one I’ve got!

19. Do you snore?
It has been said that I do, on occasion, sound like a chainsaw.

20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Africa – so many places on the continent. Ireland, Brazil…a million other places!

21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Does Digital Rob count?

22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Pay off our house and quit my job!

23. Gold or silver?
Silver, always silver.

24. Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger!

25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Sushi….many rolls of sushi.

26. City, beach or country?
The beach.

27. What was the last thing you touched?
The gigantic glass of water next to me.  

28. Where did you eat last?
My mom’s house for dinner.

29. When’s the last time you cried?
Hmm….a couple of weeks ago I believe.

30. Do you read blogs?
Duh! My Google Reader is chock full all the time!

31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Yes, it would be fun!

32. Ever been involved with the police?
Define “involved”……

33. What’s your favorite shampoo conditioner and soap?
Rusk Calm shampoo and conditioner, Neutrogena Rainbath soap

34. Do you talk in your sleep?
On occasion.

35. Ocean or pool?
Depends on the mood, I love both.

36. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
So many possibilities, so little time!

37. Window seat or aisle?
Aisle, I need to stretch my legs and I hate being trapped.

38. Ever met anyone famous?
Yep, several people.

39. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
I feel I am on my way to a successful life – it’s far from over!

40. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl, twirl, twirl.

41. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Neither – Ellen.

42. Basketball or Football?
Hockey.

43. How long do your showers last?
5-10 minutes. I’m very low maintenance.

44. Automatic or do you drive a stick?
Automatic. I haven’t driven a stick in about 8 years.

45. Cake or ice cream?
Both.

46. Are you self-conscious?
At times.

47. Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
Oh dear God, more times than I care to remember.

48. Have you ever given money to a beggar?
Yes.

49. Have you been in love?
Yes. 

50. Where do you wish you were?
DisneyWorld with Digital Rob and LW – I’m a kid at heart! If we were in Florida, we could see Citizen Janey and Miss Attitude!

51. Are you wearing socks?
Yep, I have a little foot spa going on right now.

52. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes, but only once.

53. Can you tango?
Nope, but I wish I could.

54. Last gift you received?
Beautiful earrings and polka dot bikini underwear with “Teacher’s Pet” written across the heiny!

55. Last sport you played?
Soccer with the dog and LW.

56. Things you spend a lot of money on?
Books, shoes, craft stuff

57. Where do you live?
In the country.

58. Where were you born?
Tampa Bay General Hospital, Tampa Bay FL.

59. Last wedding attended?
My pseudo little sister’s wedding last July.  She was the next door neighbor I grew up babysitting and she was a beautiful bride.

60. Most hated food(s)?
Olives, anchovies, curry.

61. Can you sing?
Some say yes, but the dogs leave the room whenever I do.

62. Last place you went on holiday?
San Diego

63. Favorite regular drink?
Diet Coke

64. Current fave song?